Where does she get these things?

| April 15, 2017

Tonight is the night before Easter. I was pushing Sam on her swing and messing with her a bit since she is so incredibly excited about the Easter Bunny. You’d think it was Christmas Eve, I swear. So, I said to her, “What are you going to do if the Easter Bunny skips our house and doesn’t come and you don’t get a basket?” She says to me, very seriously, “Well, if he doesn’t leave me a basket, I am going to go to Lina’s and I’ll take her basket, and if Lina didn’t get a basket, I’m going to go to Julia’s house and take her basket, and if Julia didn’t get a basket, I’m going to take Ryder’s basket, and if Ryder didn’t get a basket, I’m going to take Emma’s basket, and if Emma didn’t get a basket….things are going to get messy!” Well. Ok. At least she has a plan!

Then, when it was bedtime she raced into her room and I quickly reminded her to head for the bathroom so she could brush. She suddenly says, very dramatically, “The teeth brushing!…Oh, the humanity!” Where did this kid come from? Seriously.